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Friday, October 5, 2012

Anticipating the Bacon Shortage


WANTED

Hamilton B. Porker
$10,000 Reward

Because of the drought, hog farmers can’t afford to buy feed for their pigs. They are slaughtering them all. Hamilton, hearing this on the evening news, made his break and is now on the lamb. (groan
The farmers have pooled their resources and put up a $10,000 dollar reward for any information leading to the whereabouts and capture of “Ham”. Last seen with Charlene Sow, alias ‘Loinchop’.

If you have any information, please call 1-800-BACON.


 
(Hey, when inspiration strikes…sometimes you just have to roll with it. LOL Just be glad I didn’t go with my first thought: For crimes against hamanity {hahahaha, very punny, snort, oops, there I go again!})


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