.....and other random stuff......

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

More Fun with Hearing Loss

Did you know……..?

            1. Canoes never sleep……. 
            2. Screamings are overrated…….
            3. There have been Manson layoffs……
            4. Hard cider tastes best when served in a pine mug………
            5. The eggroll getaway sales event starts today………
            6. I don’t want to go home with my toe between my legs ………
            7. Due to the golf breezes………….

Translation:

            1. the news never sleeps
            2. {breast} screenings are overrated
            3. .........massive layoffs
            4  .........pint mug
            5.  .......April getaway sales event
            6.  .......tail between my legs
            7.  .......Gulf breezes

It just keeps getting funnier and funnier! 
 
 
 

6 comments:

  1. Exactly how my husband hears a conversation....me too come to think of it, lol.

    ReplyDelete
  2. i'm glad you gave translations…

    canoes never sleep? who knew?

    ReplyDelete

I appreciate your comments!