No Tabley, I didn’t mean you personally. I meant the system!
It has come to my attention that my rant last Tuesday hurt Tabley’s feelings and he’s been showing me in no uncertain terms he is not happy.
So I am here to publicly apologize and show my heartfelt appreciation for all that he does for me.
I hope this public act of contrition appeases your frazzled circuit board and you’ll be back to performing in your usual competent way very soon.