Thoughts on a Thursday

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you without your clothes on anyway. 

Thoughts on a Thursday

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Thoughts on a Thursday

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

Thoughts on a Thursday

How far east can you go before you're heading west? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Thoughts on a Thursday

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

Thoughts on a Thursday

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why aren't lawyers sworn in during trials? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why does a dog get mad at you when you blow in his face, but stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?

Thoughts on a Thursday

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV?

Thoughts on a Thursday

If there were a thousand seagulls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds apiece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

Thoughts on a Thursday

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?