BigBrother told me monsters lived under my bed.
He said they had long, stretchy arms that could
reach across rooms, around corners and down stairs.
Ready to pull you
down into the dark and terrifying monster underworld!
When he realized he
had gone too far and I wouldn’t go to bed….. (and in order not to have me
snitch to our mother) he told me they were afraid
of rock and roll music.
So to keep them from coming out from under my
bed I slept with my radio on.
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OMGoodness…poor baby.
ReplyDelete:-D I don't sleep with an arm or leg hanging off the side of the bed for just that reason.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if your brother feels in any way sorry for the tales he told his little sister?
ReplyDeleterock and roll scares away the monsters? that's a new one!!
ReplyDeleteDo you still sleep that way with one leg out? I do. :)
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