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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

I’ve Decided My Lousy Housekeeping Is a Public Service

Here’s my thinking……if I keep a perfect (ahem) house, dust free and orderly, then anyone who comes over is going to feel bad that THEIR house can’t live up to my high standards! They will fall into a deep depression because of my pristine housekeeping. Therefore, if I DON’T dust and I DON’T put things in their proper places….THEN whenever anyone visits they are going to feel SO superior by comparison they’ll be floating on cloud nine for DAYS….. maybe even WEEKS!
You’re welcome!  

6 comments:

  1. I like your way of thinking. I tested the 'no dusting theory' once. Apparently it doesn't get thicker than 1 inch ;)

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  2. Well, that will become my story, too. Thank you.

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  3. OMG!!!! I'm shaking with laughter. Hubby looking at me like I'm a whacko! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  4. PS ... your house is PERFECT... and except for this shelf... immaculate!

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  5. you are too kind lifting everyone's self-esteem like that! I might have to do that too ... ;-)

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