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It's All About Perspective

There was a slight disparity between the way Throcky saw himself.......

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined......

.......and the way others saw him.......

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Look Ma, I'm Growing Owls!

Many palm trees grow fruit but this is the first time I've seen them sprouting owls! LOL

We have an unofficial 'contest' going with the neighbors about where the owls spend their time hanging out.......we text each other pictures when they're in our yards....ya' know, to brag.....

 One or two are usually here but they also spend their time across the street. 

Today all four of them chose OUR tree to hang out in/on........FOR THE WIN! 

Covid Made Me Do It

I have ALWAYS made my bed daily.

Always.

I don’t deviate from this routine. Ever. My mother taught me that you make the bed the minute you get out of it. Period. No arguing, no hesitation, no procrastination, you just do it.

So I get out of bed, smooth the sheets, stow the pillows in the headboard, pull up the comforter and artfully arrange the throw pillows. DONE.

In doing this daily task you set yourself up to be productive. And if for some reason you don’t get anything else done that day AT LEAST YOU MADE YOUR BED!

I have since heard this reasoning from other sources but my mother taught it to me first.

I have carried on this legacy for sixty-seven years! (not a bad run if I do say so myself!)

Until now……..

And it’s ALL Covid’s fault!

I just don’t feel motivated enough to make my bed anymore. I do a ‘sort of’ straightening of the sheets and I fluff up the pillows, but…….I don’t bother with the comforter or the decorative throw pillows anymore.

And I say it’s all Covid’s fault! And Trump’s…..but we won’t go there. I’m depressed enough.

This is how civilization ends my friends. Not with a bang or a whimper but with a profusion of unmade beds!

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Proof of Alien Life.......

Husband said he had definitive PROOF that aliens live among us and then showed me this. 

Alien or not I think it's adorable! 

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