But it turns out it’s YOU!
Over the past several weeks we’ve noticed the dishwasher has
been leaving little puddles on the floor for us to discover in the mornings. It’s
old, well past its prime and predicted life span so, we have no complaints. But
we still use it, while waiting for a replacement part.
Apparently it’s demanding more of our attention. Instead of
just a small puddle in front of the machine it has decided to branch out
into the living room. Thankfully into the unfinished part of the living room, the
part where the old tiles have already been taken up but not re-tiled yet with
the new ones so it’s bare concrete with splotches of white paint. I tell you
this part so you’ll have more sympathy for me and see this tale from my point
of view…..
Last night as we lay in bed listening to the offending
machine, Husband mentioned he put down a piece of
paper towel to see if it really IS the dishwasher causing the lake
to form in the living room every night. Which, of course, made me get up to look because I can’t NOT
look when someone says something like that.
So, there I am, standing in semi-darkness, looking for a
paper towel to see if it’s wet.
I see a trickle of water spreading out across the room…..I see
the concrete darkening from being wet.....but I DON’T see a paper towel. I turn
on a light……wet, yes….paper towel no…….
I go back to the bedroom and ask, “You put down a paper
towel?” “Yes,” says Husband.
I go back to the living room….and I look again. Nothing. No paper towel….just water.
I worry about Husband sometimes…..he seems to be getting
just a little forgetful lately…so of course I go back into the bedroom to chide
him about THINKING about putting down a paper towel but forgetting to do
it.
He gets up, walks into the living room, turns on another
light and points triumphantly at the soggy paper towel.
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| Of course when I take a picture the flash illuminates the paper towel beautifully for all to see! |
In my defense he had folded the paper towel in half….I was
looking for a WHOLE paper towel….AND it was so totally drenched it
was practically transparent! It blended in perfectly with the splotches of
white paint on the concrete!
Of course none of that mattered because now I was
the one staring senility in the face!
File this under any number of headings: #fadingeyesight…........#karmasabitch…..…#boomerangeffect…......#nevertrytomakefunofyourHusband…..
take your pick!
