Wordless Wednesday

My Apologies, CJ......

....and all those living in northern climes......

Spring is springing around here...in between the FRIGID temperatures.

Don't ask me what it is....Husband often tosses odds and ends into the less 'viewed' beds just to see what will happen.......It didn't do any flowering for YEARS and now it seems to be happily blooming, enjoying the neglect. 

Whatever it is, it smells REALLY nice! 

Punny Monday

 I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. “Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win.”

You Know You're Having a Bad Art Day.......

.....when you paint palette looks more interesting than your sketch! LOL 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Wordless Wednesday

New Neighbor

We have new neighbors across the canal. They are good neighbors, quiet and keep to themselves.  

Here's the interesting thing……the wife likes to sunbath…….topless……..on an over sized raft that essentially raises her out of the pool and above the privacy level of the shrubbery surrounding her lanai. 

No big deal. Her pool, her lanai, her boobs..…..go for it honey.

The part that I find hilarious is how much work the men in the surrounding houses have found to do on their boats lately! (ed. Their boats are all kept on lifts in the canal.)

Suddenly they all have ‘projects’ that need to be done. Our 85 year old neighbor is out washing his (non-functioning) boat more in the last few months than in all the previous years he’s lived here! 

Another neighbor just realized all the canvas on his boat needs mending. 

And Husband decided this was the year our boat needed buffing and waxing! This is the first time he has EVER buffed and waxed this boat since we bought it….coincidence….???

I guess I’ll never know…..lol

Punny Monday

  A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

YUM

Husband makes the bread.

I make the soup.

We make a good team!! 

Thoughts on a Thursday

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?