….or not……lol.
Our city has four hundred miles of canals. We live almost
at the end of our canal. And our canal is at the end of a bunch of
other canals. We’re tucked away and sort of secluded from the main traffic is
my point.
We do get all sorts of stuff ‘visiting’ in the canal even
though it’s tucked away and dead ends. Manatees in the winter looking for warmer
water……dolphins often bring their babies to teach them how to fish by ‘herding’
the fish into the shallow corners….an occasional stingray……and coconuts!!!!! TONS of floating coconuts!!!!
And sometimes the occasional man made refuse floats in. We’ve
had deck chairs float by, all sorts of fishing accoutrement, garbage cans…you
know, things that blow off decks and lanais.
But this is the first COVERED
cooler that we’ve seen. COVERED is
the operative word here.
Husband pointed it out to me.
As we stood looking at the object we pondered its contents.
Husband’s suggestions were much more refined than mine.
Maybe some fisher-persons lunch, maybe a six pack of beer, maybe the catch of
the day…….
As for me, I go right to the grisly. Maybe a severed
head!!!!!
(I totally get why Husband looks at me strangely sometimes.)
You will be disappointed to read we did NOT attempt to find
out its contents. Husband says on the off chance I’m right he doesn’t want to
know!
PS On a similar note…..we once found a floating package in the Gulf……we thought it might be illegal drugs but it turned out to be a bag of Cheerios!
Sometimes things are better left to the imagination!
I go with severed head! although the box was still white and not oozing red patches 😳
ReplyDeleteOf course it's a severed head.
ReplyDeleteOr Pandora's Box...
We have -04,F in Helsinki right now...
Your husband is so charmingly optimistic. In this day and age, my thoughts led me to, "It's a bomb! Call the police! Call the FBI! Call Gerarldo Rivera to reveal the head of Jimmy Hoffa!"
ReplyDeleteLOL...you, two!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't stand it. I'd be fishing that cooler out of the canal for sure!
If you see something, say something.
ReplyDeleteOh no, I'm really disappointed that you didn't check it out! It could have been something exciting ... or some stinky fish. ;) I love that you have manatees and dolphins coming by. Such wonderful animals to watch.
ReplyDeleteI notice you looked inside the package in the Gulf
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