Tooth Whitening Ad Gone Wrong

 

 Tooth whitener advertisement gone wrong.....a la Lewis Rossignol style......

Funny Monday

 

Moses Supposes

 

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,

Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,

As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,

A mose is a mose!

A rose is a rose!

A toes a toes!

Hooptie doodie doodle

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,

For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,

As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Moses

(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)

Moses

(Moses supposes erroneously)

Moses

(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)

As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is

A rose is for Moses as potent as toeses

Couldn't be a lily or a daphi daphi dilli

It's gotta be a rose cuz it rhymes with mose!

Moses!

Moses!

Moses!

For those of you who don't recognize this little ditty....here's a link to the reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFAlZttXfvE

(Sometimes I just have to get these things out of my head!)

Funny Monday

 

It's Just a Sketchbook

 

I've always wanted to be able to draw weird and wonderful 'places' from my imagination. And although I have a highly active imagination I struggle with this type of sketching. 

What to do? Copy someone of course! LOL 

This is from an ad that popped up in my Facebook feed for a Domestica course.

 (I'm sorry, I don't remember the artist or the name of the course......I tried looking for it but I can't find it.)

 It's not nearly as good as the art I copied from but It's not a bad start if I do say so myself......

Take THAT Covid19!

 

Funny Monday

 

Arbitrary Art

 

Sometimes the 'to-do' list is long but somebody's gotta do it! 

A Story.....

 There were very few career opportunities for someone who looked like Icky.

Ichabod Potter was his full name but his mother nicknamed him Icky. He always felt it was her twisted way of pointing out he was less than what she expected for a son. It was a way to state, unequivocally, her disappointment in him every day.

That fact alone explains a lot. Particularly the sadness in his eyes.

To add to his troubles he was extremely tall, skinny and to make matters worse he was exceedingly clumsy. But most of all his nose had always been the bane of his existence.

All through school he was bullied and teased about his nose.

In the end it was his salvation.

Because of his nose and what his doctor called his ‘nasal acuity’ he was sought after by many well know companies. Perfume companies, tea companies, wineries, even the government! He had the pick of well paying jobs laid at his feet.

He chose wisely and lived quite comfortably.

Every week he visited his mother at the diner where she still worked as a waitress.

And when he left he made sure he gave her an extra large tip……ya’ know, just to ‘rub her nose in it’………lol.

Is It real or Memorex?

 I guess you've noticed I haven't been posting much this past year or so......I wonder why???? 

You could blame it on a lot of different things.....blog burnout, it stopped being fun and became more of a chore, I was overwhelmed......stressed......I lost my mojo.....I've forgotten what stories I've told (and I can't seem to find older posts when I try to check.....damn Blogger changes).....any and all of the above and then some. 

I also noticed that for some time, even before this whole shit show of a year, the number of people stopping by were dropping. Not that I can blame you.....

But now suddenly the numbers are going up again. I was considering just shutting it down. I figured it had run its course and was time to let it die a natural death. Just say thank you and let it go. But if the numbers are going up again......I might find a few more words to say.....snort.......

I don't know if the stats are real or if somehow Blogger is miscalculating the traffic.....but....I guess I'll blather on......lol.

Funny Monday

 

Funny Monday