Last year, as I was handing out candy, some smart ass twelve year old kid asked me what MY costume for Halloween was. It was obvious I wasn't IN costume and he was trying to call me out! This year I'm ready for him!
I am not a big fan of Halloween but I always have some treats ready for the trick or treaters. But tonight when I opened the door my little Yorkshire terrier escaped and chased the little 'monster' down the path and he ran crying to his Mum. Oops!
My wife was just "trick or treated" whilst out walking Dexter (our dog). She explained to the child that she had no sweets on her and he asked her if in that case she'd give him the dog!! Now, Lisa loves Dexter more than she tolerates me, so you can imagine the reply!
Just tell them witches don't really wear costumes or you could say you are in costume -isn't this what humans wear?
ReplyDeleteYou look like a super hero. Awesome!
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ReplyDeleteI am not a big fan of Halloween but I always have some treats ready for the trick or treaters. But tonight when I opened the door my little Yorkshire terrier escaped and chased the little 'monster' down the path and he ran crying to his Mum. Oops!
ReplyDeleteMy wife was just "trick or treated" whilst out walking Dexter (our dog). She explained to the child that she had no sweets on her and he asked her if in that case she'd give him the dog!! Now, Lisa loves Dexter more than she tolerates me, so you can imagine the reply!
ReplyDeleteand did the same little precious turn up? x
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