Punny Monday

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

(footnote:I'm running out of good puns so I've decided to switch to PARAPROSDOKIANS.

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.)