It’s called ‘Whatever Happened To……?’
We ALL do it. Our minds drift back to our childhood and we
begin to wonder…..whatever happened to our best friend from fourth grade …….whatever
happened to the seven Schmidt kids, all with names that started with ‘M’
(which, BTW, I still remember….all seven of them!)
Then of course we Google…….just out of curiosity mind you, to
see what pops up.
And what to my wondering eyes should appear?
I find that an old boyfriend lives 2.7 miles away from me!
Did you get that???? TW0 POINT SEVEN MILES AWAY!
I’m sure we must shop at the same grocery store! Not that
either one of us would recognize the other….I hope.
But what are the chances that I moved over fourteen hundred
miles and ended up two point seven miles away from him? We didn’t live that close
to each other when we were dating for God’s sake!
If I find out my ex-fiancé lives here I'm moving!
You should develop a Tony Soprano attitude when it comes to the ex-fiance. I did. He's dead to me. 😺
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