Dinner at the El San Juan

We also had dinner at the El San Juan.

I t was supposed to be a very good restaurant.

I beg to differ.

First of all they sat us, alone, in a room at the back of the restaurant.

Not a nice private party room. No! A room that had chairs piled on top of the tables in the back.

Then they proceeded to ignore us, bring the wrong food, and when they did decide to bring the food it was cold.

It was without a doubt the WORST service I have ever encountered!

I was livid!

And to make my point I left a penny as a tip.

Mind you, we had voiced our displeasure (kindly, but firmly) throughout the whole meal.

I guess because we were young they just didn’t take us seriously.

Until we were walking out of the restaurant.

Only THEN did we receive any attention.

 The waiter, after seeing the penny, came running after us saying, “This!? This is what you leave me?”

I think if he had stopped there that would have been the end of it and I would have slunk out feeling rather shabby.

But he didn’t stop there.

He followed us the whole length of the restaurant yelling!

Something in me snapped.

I spun around and started back towards him yelling just as loud as he was, “YES! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I LEFT YOU BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE! AND IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I’LL TAKE THAT AWAY TOO!”

….now, in my head I remember hearing applause as we walked the last few yards to the door, but that may just be revisionist history.

;)

El San Juan

Then there was the Time……..

I pretended to be a prostitute and was TOTALLY ignored!

(I’m still not sure if I was insulted or relieved! LOL)

It was said that the lovely and ‘high priced call girls’ frequented the lobby in the El San Juan hotel.

Since we were waiting to see the floor show anyway……

I thought it would be kind of funny to sit and mingle with them and see what would happen.

So I meandered over and sat down and waited.

And waited.

And waited (all the while the other ‘ladies’ were being ‘engaged’!)

The guys tried to make me feel better by saying it wasn’t how I looked exactly….it was just that I looked too young and that scared any potential ‘customers’ away.

(I give them credit for trying to make me feel better!)

We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Program….

So, after a trip to IKEA

a little elbow grease (and a lot of help from Husband) here’s the finished product!

TADA!

My studio!

Transition from the 'rough and tumble' area into the actual studio.

The desk/red chair and bookcase were all IKEA additions. I now have drawers for my sewing stuff right there accessible AT the sewing machine!

Shelves raised to accommodate my new light tent for ‘photo shoots’. 

Over the door shoe pockets (left) hold odds and ends.

Display shelves.

These little jars were an IKEA purchase, $8 for all of them!

My 'Wall of Friends!"

Big overstuffed comfy chair to sit and sketch or read or just contemplate my navel! (There should be a side table next to the chair but it was damaged when we opened the box. Oh well, that just means I have to make another trip to IKEA!)

Organized closet (take note, it will NEVER look this good again! LOL)

And there you have it! 

I hope you enjoyed this interruption of our regularly scheduled programming! 

Puerto Rico

Once upon a time, Husband invited me to Puerto Rico.

Before he became Husband he was on summer duty (Air Force) and I got to be a guest of the ‘state’.

There were an odd number of men in the company sharing rooms at the hotel, which meant Husband had a room to himself.

Free vacation! I’m THERE! (I did have to pay for airfare.)

I got to hang around the pool all day while he worked and then in the evenings I was escorted to dinner with seventeen of the nicest guys you’d ever want to meet!

I was there for a week and had many fun escapades.

Let’s just say high school Spanish does not prepare you for travel in Spanish speaking countries.

One day I decided to go to old San Juan and tour the fort.

I was told at the desk to wait for the blue ‘vehicle’ (at least that’s how I understood it to the best of my Spanish speaking abilities.)

So I stood at the bus stop and waited for the blue ‘vehicle’.

Along came a blue station wagon.

Everyone else got in and put a quarter in the ashtray.

They all sat looking expectantly at me so I got in and put my quarter in the ashtray.

They started chatting and laughing and I got the distinct feeling I had made a faux pas.

It turns out it was a private carpool taking them to work!

But they were kind enough to drop me off at the fort.

I guess they took pity on me and my lack of ability to speak a foreign language!

It Was a Good Day

So, you know how I got the new workbench right?

Well, cleaning up that part of my creative space led to cleaning/purging the studio.

This led to the need for a new desk and a new bookcase….

Which necessitated a trip to IKEA.

This just happened to coincide with my birthday.

So, we met up with the boys, went on a shopping spree to IKEA and then the boys took us all out for dinner to celebrate my birthday!

It was a good day ‘tater! 

I’M PINXTY!

The last time I was upset about a birthday was when I was 25.

I know that sounds silly but I was sure that by the time I was 25 I would be burning up the world.

I would be a well know writer, published several slim but notable and profound volumes.

Be sought out by the ‘in’ people.

Ah, youth!

It’s not that I’m upset about being sixty. I don’t feel like sixty. I’m told I don’t look like sixty, or act like it either!

I guess I should be grateful I got this far!

I just don’t like the SOUND of the word.

SIXTY.

It sounds much too final somehow.

So I’ve decided NOT to be SIXTY but PINXTY!

To paraphrase:

Do not go gentle into that decade…….

Digital Practice

New Light Tent

One of the ‘chores’ of having an online presence is taking photographs of the things I want to share.

I always wanted a professional light tent but the ones I was finding were too expensive.

So I resorted to a homemade version, which was a real pain to store and set up when needed.

The other day as I was perusing the web I ran across this.

SOLD!

As soon as the mailman rang the doorbell I was looking for something to shoot!

I don't have to drag out the huge backdrop and poster board and lights anymore! Just take it out of it's bag and it pops to life. Easy peasy!

(I didn’t even take the time to dust it off first, so excuse the fuzzies!)

I Am a Grammar Snob

I am a grammar snob. Not that I am, in any way shape or form, GOOD at grammar.

Just read this blog for proof.

No, what I mean is when I spot a grammatical error in something I am reading I get all snobby and judgmental and feel sooooo superior that I found a mistake that the PROFFESIONALS made.

I only feel this way with printed material, a book, magazine, or newspaper.

(Okay, maybe online professional publications too.)

But I don’t get all judgey with blogs or other non-professional printings because, hey, I’m right there with ya’!

I could probably be one of the top ten worst spellers in history, if they ever compile a list. And I think I slept through all of my English classes in school.

What set me off on this tirade you may wonder?

Wither…that’s what!

In a magazine I came across this sentence, “I whither away without my friends camaraderie.’

Even as I type it Word highlights it as a misspelling!

Does this drive anyone else crazy? (Or is it just me? LOL)

In a Mood

I’m in a mood.

I don’t feel like writing, but I should.

I don’t feel like painting, an unfinished one sits on my workbench.

I don’t feel like cleaning, but the house is a mess.

I don’t feel like cooking…..

I don’t feel like doing anything.

I’m in a funk.

I hate this feeling.

My mother used to call this ‘I’m gonna go out in the garden and eat worms’ feeling.

Thank you for listening.

This now concludes the whining portion of our program.