Them: “How old are you?”
Me: “59.”
Them: “Really? Is that like Jack Benny’s perpetual 39?”
Me: “No, I’m really 59.”
pause
Me: “If I was going to lie about my age why would I pick 59?”
At this stage, if I’m going to lie about my age, I’m going
older.
That way people can tell me how great I look for 80!
Hahahahahahahahaha
(It never ceases to amaze me what people say to me! You can’t
make this s**t up!)
At least you have a good attitude, Robin. I might have called them an idjit.
ReplyDeleteI get similar stuff. Once I was asked if my oldest sister and I were twins. I wanted to say "thanks a lot. She's seven years older than me!" but I was nice and didn't. Now if they'd said that when I was with one of my sisters who dye their hair and wear lots of make-up it would have been different. Some people!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA! DAMN you look good for 80!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha - I particularly LOVE your response :D & yes, I know! Much ado about foot and mouth disease in cattle at times, but I think they mean 'foot IN mouth' when it comes to humans, and there is a lot more of THAT going around at all times ;)
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