Mahatma Gandhi, as you
know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and
with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... (Oh man, this
is so bad it's good. . .) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I love that one. Yes, it's so silly but that's why I like it. Humor without hurting anyone!
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of things for a frail person! ;)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahaha….i read it three times and it got funnier each time!
ReplyDeleteoh....that is bad...but really funny :)
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ReplyDeleteThat one really taxed my Percoset-addled brain.
ReplyDeleteyou crack me up. I needed that. thanks.
ReplyDeleteHA HA - my kids are going to love that one!
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