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last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list.

(footnote:I'm running out of good puns so I've decided to switch to PARAPROSDOKIANS.
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.)
:-D Reminds me of a favorite line from Disney's Hercules. Hades, Lord of the Underworld says after his minions make another blunder: Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.
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