Let me preface this by saying he’s alright.
It’ 3:18 AM.
I know this because something just woke me out of a sound sleep and I’ve looked at the clock.
Husband is not on his side of the bed.
Three AM is around his usual get up to 'go peeps' time.
But then I notice something odd.
Husband is on the floor!
I’m both horrified and amused.
I figure he must have fallen out of bed (in which case I have YEARS of ribbing to look forward to.)
Being the good wife I am, I stay in bed and casually ask, “You okay?”
He gets up and stumbles into the bathroom.
When he finally returns I ask again, “What the hell happened? Are you okay?”
He says his foot was asleep when he got up to go to the bathroom and he stumbled and fell.
I guess the noise of him falling is what woke me up.
His foot hurts, but its okay.
I, on the other hand am……concerned, troubled, worried and…… just slightly tickled to be able to tease him about it!
(Hey, turnabout is fair play! He kids me ALL the time!)
Update: He is fine. Just a sleepy klutz!