Punny Monday

  “There’s a bunch of different crunches that affect the abs … my favorite is Nestle.” — Shmuel Breban

(footnote:I'm running out of good puns so I've decided to switch to PARAPROSDOKIANS.

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.)