More Fun with Hearing Loss

Did you know……..?

            1. Canoes never sleep……. 

            2. Screamings are overrated…….

            3. There have been Manson layoffs……

            4. Hard cider tastes best when served in a pine mug………

            5. The eggroll getaway sales event starts today………

            6. I don’t want to go home with my toe between my legs ………

            7. Due to the golf breezes………….

Translation:

            1. the news never sleeps

            2. {breast} screenings are overrated

            3. .........massive layoffs

            4  .........pint mug

            5.  .......April getaway sales event

            6.  .......tail between my legs

            7.  .......Gulf breezes

It just keeps getting funnier and funnier!