‘Boy Bits’

When BigBrother and I were just tiny tots our mother would bathe us together.

I was absolutely fascinated with his ‘boy bits’.

No matter how much my parents explained to me that I was a girl and he was a boy and that’s just the way it was, I still wanted one!

One day in frustration I said, “Can’t you just Scotch-Tape one on me?”

My father thought this was hysterical and wanted to send the quote into 3M for use in their advertising.

My mother dissuaded him (thank goodness!)

But to his dying day he said it would have made a hilarious ad campaign!