When BigBrother and I were just tiny tots our mother would bathe us together.
I was absolutely fascinated with his ‘boy bits’.
No matter how much my parents explained to me that I was a girl and he was a boy and that’s just the way it was, I still wanted one!
One day in frustration I said, “Can’t you just Scotch-Tape one on me?”
My father thought this was hysterical and wanted to send the quote into 3M for use in their advertising.
My mother dissuaded him (thank goodness!)