(Forewarning: You asked for
this so don’t blame me!)
Husband’s job takes him into
people’s homes.
It’s not always pretty.
On this particular occasion, as
he pulls into the driveway he can already hear them inside yelling at each
other.
It’s an elderly married
couple.
They have been (and still
are) drinking.
It’s 9AM.
The little old lady ushers
him into the house and says, “Go ahead and put your tools down.”
Husband politely declines
because everywhere on the floor there are plies of dried dog feces and urine.
As Husband works, the old man
settles on the couch.
His wife sees him and says, “Oh
for God’s sake, Gerald! Your nuts are hanging out! Go put on some pants! The
man doesn’t want to see your balls!
(it's at this point in the story I snorted iced tea out of my nose!)
I feel sorry for Husband on
several levels:
He has a severe ‘cootie’
aversion, so the filth he has to endure must drive him batty.
Encountering people in various states of undress must be very disconcerting.
But most of all I don’t know
how he keeps a straight face through it all!
“For God’s sake Gerald, your
nuts are hanging out!”
How can you not burst into laughter at hearing that?
Or
go screaming out of the house? (One or the other!)
Husband’s comment after proofing this post: “Yup, that’s my life.”
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hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
ReplyDelete:-D I'm glad I wasn't drinking tea or I'd look like this :-;;;;;D
ReplyDeleteencore! hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThanks SO much. I think I just woke Jerry up with my laughing.